What's A Foot?

What's a foot?

I am quite surprised that you have to ask. It's that funny looking thing on the end of your leg which has those with little things connected to them I believe they are called toe.

Perhaps a better question would be' what is the website that is called what a foot about?'

Good question, my friend.

But we haven't really got an answer for you and to be honest I think that we are going to be making things up as we go along. Hopefully that won't be a problem, after all our politicians have been doing it forever.

I was out last night having a drink with some friends and we got talking about some things. It was a little alcohol fuelled (on the best conversations, though?) And we got talking about what part of your body could you do without most.

Most of us said sensible things for example appendix, earlobe or even belly button.

But Andy, in his wisdom, said his foot.

We were quite surprised about that and to hide our shock, we decided to have another pint each.  When that was sorted out we asked Andy why he could do without his foot.

He said if he didn't have a foot then you wouldn't have to do things like buy socks, shoes or athlete's foot remedy.  A good point, we were saying to try make him  feel a bit better, but what about little things like walking, climbing ladders or bouncing on pogo sticks?

No problem, Andy said.  Just get yourself a space hopper and it bounced down the road as a mode of transport. You didn't need a whole feet, stumps would do and you're sorted.

Sometimes we wonder about Andy but is a good bloke, and he buys his rounds so what more can you ask of a friend?